Showing posts with label This will be funny someday. Show all posts
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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

The month that nearly did me in PART 2

Ok where did we leave off?……. oh yes at #9.

9. Cousin Camp.  Every summer my kids attend Cousin Camp for 3 days.  This year the theme was Olympics.  They congregated at my house on the last day to play water games.  All the parents came for dinner as well.

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Water games galore and tractor rides.

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My man wearing my hot polka dot sunglasses and Kylie all blinged out.

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My sister Becky with her sweet Zoey, and the family waiting for the closing ceremonies.

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The Cousins.

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10. New Job.  Kenny was recruited by Lithia to be the General Manager of a  Honda store here in Pocatello.  Any time you are faced with making career decisions, especially a job change, it is very stressful.  Roll up everything else going on this month and add that worry on top of it.  A stressed out husband makes a stressed out woman!  Once we decided it would be a good opportunity for Kenny and for our family it added a whole new set of events to our already crazy month.  He had several days off to just hang out with the family and I LOVED having him home.  He helped with the housework, getting laundry caught up and ran kids around while I was at work.  I told him he would make a good Mr.. Mom. ;) Then he flew to Montana for a week (the week that school started and the week I ran my 1/2 marathon!) to train at a Lithia store there.  It was a CRAZY week while he was gone, but we all survived and are happy to have him home.  It is a blessing just to have a job right now and we feel especially grateful for this opportunity.  Kenny started at the new store the day after Labor Day.  I am so impressed by him everyday.  He has a great way with people and is a very smart leader.

11. Montessori Open House.  We enrolled Kylie and Kaiden in Montessori this year.  Actually it is a lottery system. Kylie got in and so Kaiden was bumped  up on the list for preschool.  I am really excited especially for Kylie.  As you know we have struggled with Kylie and academics since she was in 1st grade.  Really this is a last ditch attempt and I hope it will be a good fit for her.  We met the teachers and I LOVE Kylies teacher.  My heart swelled (cheesy, I know. But it swelled, really it did) when I met her and listened to her.  I think she will be just what Kylie needs.  A snippet about the Montessori method- All children have inherent inner directives from nature that guides their true normal development.  The Montessori method respects individual liberty of children to choose their own activities. This freedom allows children to follow their inner guidance for self-directed learning. ( Post note:  We are into week 2 of school and so far no complaints or whining or negative self talk….she even did her homework on her own! yay!)  The open house went on during the days Kenny had off work.  He came with me (that never happens in the car business when they work 8-8) It was nice to have him there, although I do not know how he made it through school in one piece.  I take that back….I don’t know how his TEACHERS made it through in one piece.  He was playing with everything around him, tapping his pencil, writing and passing notes, bothering those sitting around him (me) and being generally inattentive.  (But i did like the note he passed me♥)

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12. Date night.  Because Kenny was leaving for a week and we knew his September would be crazy busy, we tried to cram in a few dates before he left.  You know those date nights where you are both in a good frame of mind, the conversation is flowing and everything just goes perfect? Ya, this was one of those dates.  The summer night was beautiful, we sat out on a gorgeous patio and enjoyed a good meal.  Loved it.

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13. 80’s Flashback.  Kenny “scored” (if that’s what you want to call it) tickets to the Warrant, Royal Bliss and Cinderella concert. Now I enjoy me some 80’s Hair Band music every now and then, but this concert was a little over the top for me.  I just enjoyed being there with my favorite person and did a lot of people watching….and let me tell you, the people watching at an outdoor concert is always entertaining.  It reminds me of the State Fair.  I mean really, where are these people hiding during normal daylight hours? It’s like they only come out at night for special events such as butt rock concerts and demolition derby’s. Anyway, I knew most of the Warrant songs so that was fun but when Cinderella came out, I only knew one song and it was the last one.  I know you are sad you missed out!  But don’t worry, I took pictures for you.  My commentary is a bonus.  You’re welcome.

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Awwwww.  Aren’t we cute? ♥

I am apologizing in advance for burning your retinas with my first pic.  Don’t forget to notice that she took extra time to crimp her hair…. you know to be authentic.  Next is Tuck Friar? Maybe not…..well whoever he is, he is the “Worlds Most Dangerous Something or Other”.  It says so on his shirt.  Then we have a Mullet Man.  It just wouldn’t be an 80’s concert without one.   Picture #4 is what has become of the 80’s generation….Alice Cooper shirt and balding dome.  Next is some crazy freak guy…. oh wait, that’s my husband. He REALLY liked this concert.  What is freaky about this picture is that Mullet Man from picture three is staring at him from the corner???? Weird. Last is my awesome cell phone snap of Cinderella performing.  There, do you feel like you attended with me?  Didn’t want you to miss it.

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14. One expensive penny. I was at the mall doing some school shopping with the kids.  We were in Payless.  I was on one side of the store and Kelsey and Kaiden were on the other.   I heard Kaiden crying but I thought he probably grabbed something and Kelsey put it back so I didn’t thing anything about it.  After a minute I heard a commotion so I walked around the aisle.  He had swallowed a penny and it was lodged in his throat.  There were a  few ladies there who were FREAKING out.  I stayed calm and just made sure he was breathing and talking.  He threw up in my hands because he kept gagging.  I took him to the urgent care in the parking lot of the mall.  The nurse there wanted to call an ambulance and take him to the ER.  That was the first time I was concerned.  I declined and opted to drive him myself.  I left the girls in the waiting room while we were admitted.  They took an X ray and found the penny lodged in there pretty good.  I called Kenny to come join me when they started talking IV’s and other stuff.

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They put in an IV and took us to the radiology room.  We all donned lead vests.  I started to get worried when they rolled in life support carts and had 5 extra people standing in the room in case he aspirated the penny into his lungs as they were pulling it out.  They laid him on the table and had a live X ray machine going so the doctor could guide the tube.  They took a catheter and put it down his throat past the penny.  Then they would blow up the balloon at the bottom of the tube and try to pull the penny up with the balloon as they pulled it out.  All you moms out there know what its like to hold your child down while a medical procedure is taking place….it is the worst!  Kaiden had to lay on his side with Kenny holding down his body and me holding his head.  He is gagging, choking crying and puking while they are fishing the tube down his throat.  It was about as big around as a pencil.  The first 8 times didn’t work.  It was horrible to have to keep doing it over and over.  Each time they yanked the tube out, Kaiden would sit up and in his raspy little voice say, “ Did you get the penny out?” They decided try and fill the balloon with water instead of air to make it firmer.  We coaxed Kaiden into laying down for another go and this time was the worst.  When they filled the balloon with water and pulled it up, it was so firm that the doctor was seriously pulling on the tube with a ton of force.  Kaiden screamed because it hurt rubbing up his throat.  That try didn’t work, but the next one did.  Thank goodness.  I don’t think Kaiden would have lasted much longer.   Once he had a popsicle, he was good as new.

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Here is why you don’t let your kids put money in their mouth.  I am so grateful my son did not die.  I know that sounds drastic, but he could have!  I figure this will be a $1,000 penny.

I really thought I could finish my post, but it will have to extend to The month that nearly did me in PART 3.  Coming up is drivers training, school starting, a half marathon and more.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

The scout returns

I took some really great pictures of Kendall BEFORE he went to scout camp.  He had his hiking pack on with sleeping bag and camp roll.  The whole think was bigger than him……and then I deleted them.  ARGGGG.  Anyway this was his first year of scout camp.  It cost a small fortune to get him outfitted complete with new sandals and new hiking boots.  He came back dirty, stinky and sunburned but he had tons of fun.

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Oh and remember that small fortune?  It went up in flames.

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Monday, February 1, 2010

Don't You hate it when

you think you are picking up a raisin off the floor only to discover its a dried chunk of poop?  Um. Ya.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Don't You Love it When...


You are born with straight eyelashes that you feel the need to curl with a strange looking contraption every morning? And don't you love it when your four year old takes the contraption and uses it as a toy, forcing you to go searching for it EVERY DAY? And don't you love it when it takes you an entire day to find the contraption when it was sitting in a pile of legos and quarters all along? And don't you love it when you are leaning towards the mirror, poised to curl your lashes and you squeeze ever so lightly on the contraption only to watch a chunk of your eyelashes flutter into the sink? And don't you love it when you realize your four year old was using the contraption to squeeze quarters and bent the metal? And don't you love it when you are missing a quarter inch of eyelashes in the middle of your eye?

And speaking of eyelashes....am I the only person that has bad eyelash days? You know when one eye looks awesome and the other doesn't cooperate?
I know....deep thoughts.

Friday, January 1, 2010

No One's Talking

The Top Shelf of the Toy Room Closet.....


Sunday, October 25, 2009

The worst and best Sunday

Last Sunday was a day! I had tried to be very organized because it was going to be a busy day. Kaiden was giving his first talk in Primary and I had Young Women's in Excellence that evening. On Saturday I spent a few hours trying to find a talk for Kaiden on the Internet without any luck and I finally put one together myself. I spent the rest of the day helping Kelsey with her belief box to display. Then I spent the evening putting together a slide show for YW in Excellence. I had made sure to block out Saturday so I would be prepared for Sunday without any stress.

Sunday morning was uneventful and we gathered up everything we needed. I was getting ready and getting the kids moving. I sent Kendall to get Kaidens shoes when he returned telling me there was something smeared all over the Hot Wheels track in Kaidens room. I went upstairs and found the "something" was Petroleum Jelly and it was ALL over the place. The Hot Wheel track that attaches to the top of his closet door and runs all the way to the other side of the room, was slathered. SLATHERED! He had used several toys to scoop the jelly out and they were covered and the cars all had greased up wheels. I went to the bathroom to get some toilet paper to start wiping stuff up only to find he had already tried and there were wads of toilet paper smeared with Vaseline all over the floor and counter. I sat on the edge of the tub to survey the damage only to find I had seated myself in a pile of Vaseline. It ruined my skirt. It was everywhere! After getting that mess cleaned up we went on a hunt for Kaidens shoes without any luck. After an hour of searching and with church starting in a few minutes, we loaded up and I dropped the older kids at the chapel and went to the store to buy a pair of shoes. I figured he couldn't give his Primary talk in socks.
We did make it to church about 40 minutes late and with the days events I was not in a holy mood. Slowly the stress eased away and I had a great day.
Kaiden did a great job on his talk. He spoke loudly and clearly. It was so cute. After church I helped set up for YW. The evening was so nice. All the girls were given a plain white box and were to make an artistic expression of what the young women values mean to them. They could choose one or all. I was so impressed with all the different ideas they had.

Kelsey with her belief box

She chose Choice and Accountability.

Here are a few of the other boxes......



I loved this one. Click on the pictures to get all the detail.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Bridal Showers and Car Wrecks

Kim had a bridal shower on Valentines Day. Her sister, Tausha, Susan and I put it together. It was lots of fun and she got some great gifts for the kitchen. I am so excited for the two of them.
Me officiating a game
Tausha's turn with the bubble gum game


Now, I wouldn't be a good big sister if I didn't tease my little brother. The morning of the shower I was running late. I called Jeff to see if he would run to the store to pick up some pop and pens. He has 2 trucks. An old one that he uses for work and a brand new Titan. He thought the shower started sooner than it did and was in a hurry back from the store. His old truck was parked in front of the house. He was pulling in front of the old truck to park and side swiped his new one. It isn't often that you get into a wreck in your car....with your other car. While I saw the humor in this...he didn't. When he took me to see the damage and I saw how long the scrape was I asked, "Why didn't you stop when you heard it?" He replied he was going too fast. So I took some pictures for posterity and told him someday he will think it is funny. I am so nice.



Showing the bride to be

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Why you should tape your childs mouth closed in public

Kylie and I were standing in line at the store. The line was not moving quickly. Two young women were standing right in front of us. It wasn't until Kylie started asking questions that I paid any attention to the many piercings and tattoos on the girls. Note- Kylie is not the softest speaker.
Kylie: "Mom, why do people pierce their tongues?"
Me: :Because they want to."
Kylie: "But is it bad?"
I notice the girls glance at me. I smile lamely.
Me in a low muttered voice: "Well we don't do that."
Kylie, louder: "What about piercing your ears all the way to the top?"
Me whispering: "Let's talk about it in the car."
No amusement on the girls faces what so ever.
Kylie: "..you know with earrings all the way around your ear."
Me: "I heard you, let's talk about it in the car."
Kylie: "..Because those girls right there have their ears pierced like that. Is it bad to pierce your ears like that?"
Me in an urgent whisper: "Kylie! Zip it!"