Milk and Ham

While drinking a glass of milk-
Kylie: "Mom, how do people make milk?"
Me: "People don't make the milk, cows make the milk."
Kylie: "WHAT??!! (looking at her glass in horror) That is disgusting! Cows are dirty!"

Walking into the kitchen and looking into the pan on the stove with the Ham we are going to have for dinner-
Kylie: "Ew, a dead chicken!"
Me: "It's not a chicken, it's a ham."
Kylie: "Ew, a dead ham! Mom what is a ham?"
Me: "It's a pig."
Kylie: "What??!! That is gross!"