Kaiden Says

Stepping out of the car into the wind-
Kaiden: "Wow, the wind is trying to blow my head off."

Talking about Aunt Jenny coming to visit with her boys, Jaxon and Lucas-
Kaiden: "Mom, guess who is coming?
Me: "Who?"
Kaiden: "Jenny, and Jaxon and...... Ookus."

I am grocery shopping and I get a phone call from home-
Me: "Hello?"
Kaiden: "Mom, are you at the store?"
Me: " Yes"
Kaiden: "You haffa get milk and smashshmellow ceweal and apples that are red and green and apple juice and a train."
Then silence on the phone....
Me: "Hello?"
Kenny: "I guess he was done talking to you. He chucked the phone at me and ran."